#3. Spooky Basement Haunted by Ghost That Was Apparently a Huge Portal Fan
"The cake is a lie," [paranormal expert Jim] Pace assures us, is a historical reference meaning "the promised reward never happened." Apparently, some moaning spirit angrily slashed that message onto the chalkboard to express its bitter regret over having died before dessert was served. However, a basic Google search will tell you that "the cake is a lie" is actually a reference to the popular video game Portal, a fact we are amazed no intern in that news station managed to point out.